Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Dear Big Brother... Today I met a guy who reminded me of you

Dear Big Brother,    
     History was amazing today! I'll bet you're jealous you didn't have Miss S when YOU were a sophomore! She really is the funniest teacher. But anyways, today the class was going over that quiz I missed when I was sick... so she sent me out of the room. She didn't tell me to go to the library, or to just sit outside or anything, she actually told me I could walk around for the next 10 minutes while everyone else went over their quizzes.
     I hadn't been the only one out that day... there was another guy who was, so he waited for me after she sent him out and we walked around together. I'd never spoken a word to him before that day... but he turned out to be really nice. Kind of like you, you can seem kind of intimidating... but you're really nice.
     We talked while we walked. He's pretty funny, really into art, plays basketball for fun, loves the cold, and was suspended from school for 5 days because he was caught with weed.
Sound familiar?
     I think I could like him. And I know that you, and Mom, and Dad, if by some miracle he ever liked me, would never let me even think about dating him... but that doesn't change the fact that I could. I don't, I think, yet, at least... but I could, I think. 
     Big Brother, you're funny, and nice, and so into music that it can be kind of annoying sometimes. And you're in rehab. Funny how that happens to the best people sometimes, right? So try to keep that in mind of I ever bring home a boy with a mohawk and more piercings that I have, OK? 
Lots of Love,
Your Little Sister

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Dear Big Brother... Did I mention The Jerks?

Dear Big Brother,
     The Jerks are these two boys in my badminton class who I, honestly, wouldn't mind killing. I know, I know, killing is wrong and all that shite, but seriously! They are so mean! They force other people off of their courts, and are incredibly rude! They also kinda especially hate me cause I don't let them push me around. I mean, Jen doesn't either, but I guess since I'm the one who does most of the talking...
     Anyways, today they were being jerky, as usual. Before our PE teacher took role, Jen and I were just playing a game, and Jerk 1 comes over and tells us to 'get off their court'. I mean, really, WE were there first! They were the ones who were on our court! But don't worry, I didn't back down. Aren't you proud? It's because of you I didn't, you know. I knew that you'd be disappointed if I did. Unfortunately, then our PE teacher called us for role, so we had to abandon the court... and Jerk 2 got to the court before us, and before we knew it he was joined by Jerk 1 and one of their other friends (I wouldn't actually call them 'friends' though. More just that he was the only person in our class who doesn't totally despise them). So we didn't get the court.
     So we spent a bit more than half of class just standing and gossiping with P and K. But I guess our PE teacher thought the four of us were supposed to play a game... so he kicked The Jerks off their court, and gave it to us! I, for one, could NOT stop smiling. Finally they get a taste of their own medicine! If that wasn't enough the two best players in the whole class were playing each other in the court right across from ours... and our PE teacher decided The Jerks should play them! And he stood there and 'supervised' their game, which really meant yelling at them every few minutes. Best PE class ever!
     I just had to tell you... Love you Bro!
Your Little Sister

Monday, September 27, 2010

Dear Big Brother... Now that's what I call Karma!

Dear Big Brother,
     Did you know there are only 7 girls in my PE class? I don't think I ever told you that, but it's true. Me, Jen, E, M, J, P, and K. And every day, M, J, P, and K leave class a bit early--our teacher never notices. But today, our teacher decided to start taking role at the end of class in addition to the beginning. Guess which girls got put down for cuts? Not me, that's for sure...
     Is it wrong I find it kind of funny? Probably... but honestly... it's just wrong for them to leave class so early! So yes, I do think it's funny... after all has there ever been a more perfect example of Karma? They're all really nice and all, but still. Why do they feel the need to leave class 10 minutes early? It's not as if it's a totally horrible class. It's badminton for goodness sakes!
   Love From,
Your Little Sister
P.S. I hope the letters didn't confuse you. I figured that I should only put names to the important people... like my best friends, you know to respect everyone's privacy and all... That's it, love you big bro!